rnikedirnt:

rnikedirnt:

my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’

i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous 

(via sin-ful-amiss)

benedoodle-cumberpoodle:

WHAT IS AIR?

YOU GOT YOUR SEX ADDICTS

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YOU GOT YOUR GEEKS

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YOU GOT YOUR FOREIGNERS

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YOU GOT YOUR ALIENS

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YOU GOT YOUR BASKETBALL PLAYERS

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YOU GOT THE PEOPLE WHO THINK YOU’RE HIGH WHEN YOU’RE JUST FROM TUMBLR

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YOU GOT YOUR VOLDEMORTS

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YOU GOT YOUR INDIAN PEOPLE WHO THINK OMEGLE IS A GAME SHOW

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AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST YOU GOT YOUR FELLOW TUMBLR TROLLS

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YOU GOT YOUR CAPTAIN OBVIOUS

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You got your Voldemorts

(Source: veronicaecholls, via shsl-homestuck-fan)

    *Man walks into a store and finds employee*
    Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
    Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
    Man: I never filled out an application.
    Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
    Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
    Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
    Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
    Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
    Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
    Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
    Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
    Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
    Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
    Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
    Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
    Employee:
    Man:
    Employee:
    Man: Fuck you, slut.

mysharona1987:

"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.

(via adrianfindsnemo)

guntoyourhead:

alcohol is not the answer

alcohol is the question, yes is the answer

(via letmeloveyoulongtime)

landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

(via i-suck-dick)